SINGAPORE LADY: We are Longing For The 5Bs Man

I’m sure you have heard of the 5Cs a Singapore lady expects of her future spouse.

 

BUT, I tell you, the 5Cs is over. Now we are looking for the NEW 5Bs

 

Well, here is something to link the 5Cs to the newer 5Bs,

 

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don't need you to have CREDIT CARDS but I expect you to be a BILLIONAIRE

I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

 

Interesting, Isn’t it ? For the Singapore gentlemen, their version of 5Bs is:  

 

B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

 

However, there are 5Ks for them too.

 

Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

 

I told a friend these in JB last week, she asked me whether I have heard of “Singaporeans’ Practice for Simple Living 12345”.  What is that? She said,

 

1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

 

And, funny enough, she told me“ (Some) Malasyians’ Practice for Simple Living 12345”as follows,

 

5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost government flat

 


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