I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.“ Then I said, "turn left".

Today I donated my watch, phone and RM500 to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.

I miss times when I was working at the zoo. My boss fired me just because I left the lion's gate open. I mean who would steal a lion?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the Pharmacy for

their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do…