文化有根 創意是伴 Bridging Creativity
在中國大陸,這幾天社會話題無疑是高等教育入學考試。全國高考統一考試,大部份地區集中安排在6月7日和8日兩天。
一位朋友女兒是考生,她在電話裡問我:叔,你知道為甚麼把考試安排在這兩天嗎?我搖頭:……。她說:6、7、8,不就是錄取吧。
中文諧音有趣。剛過去的5月,5月20日,我愛你;5月27日,我愛妻。中文字的諧音,往往會帶來特殊意義:老公,就是“勞工”;升職,便是“升值”;誓言,就是“失言”;男人,就是“難人”;理想,就是“離鄉”;緣份,就是“怨憤”;失去,就是“拾取”;清醒,就是“慶倖”;結婚就是“皆昏”………
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課堂中,老師說:「如果我分別給你一隻狗,兩隻狗,三隻狗,那你共有幾隻狗?」
學生說:「七隻」
老師疑惑的又問了一遍:「如果我分別給你一隻狗,兩隻狗,三隻狗,那你共有幾隻狗?」
學生仍說 :「七隻」
老師不肯放棄,決定用另一種方式問:「如果我分別給你一瓶酒,兩瓶酒,三瓶酒,那你共有幾瓶酒?」
學生說:「六瓶」…
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老婆:如果我們死了,都下地獄怎麽辦?
老公:我會祈求上帝讓你去天堂,我一個人在地獄的!
老婆:算你有良心!
老公:我怕我們兩個都在地獄,又結為夫妻,對我來說,那才是真正的地獄
(Feature Photo: The Whole Sky Fall by Amelia Fletcher,…
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有一次,某君去拜訪有錢的朋友,女傭過來招待他~~
女傭:想喝點什麼?果汁、汽水、巧克力、牛奶咖啡、果味咖啡還是一般的咖啡?
客人:給我來杯茶好了。
女傭:錫蘭茶、印度茶、涼茶、蜜茶、冰茶還是綠茶?
客人:錫蘭茶。
女傭:你要怎樣的?白的還是黑的?
客人:白的。…
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某有錢人得了絕症,心想不能就這樣死去某有錢人得了絕症,心想不能就這樣死去,所以處處尋醫找療方。
兜兜轉轉,他最後找上一位隱居的名醫。
隱者為他把脈診斷後說:
“你這病無藥可醫;不過,我這裡有三個帖子;你照著帖子的話一步步去做,一帖做完再打開另一帖,或許有治愈的可能。”
(Feature Photo: King of The World by Jonathon…
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